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Cunnilingus 101 - by Dr. CLEVELAND561 Eating the Punany is an ART ... you have to learn it.

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Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it's time I broke it down for you people of the net . The secret to giving good head is to read the signs.
Think of eating the punany as your way of saying,
"I know I'm about to beat that joint to death but here's a little intimate treat for you to show you how I really feel."
Instead of a screaming "OH MY GOD!!" like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what %#&@$!ing should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous "ooohmygodohmygodohmygod." Kind of like being massaged with exotic fruits by a muscular Arab oil sheik. A good mange (that's French for "eat," you brutes) is like a thousand years of Saturdays or a "Calgon, take me away" ad.
Lemme Break it down, so that it will forever and undoubtable be broken!

Numba 1.) BE DOWN -Fellas ... Don't go down, unless you are down fa sho! Unlike fellatio (top piece, dome, head), cunnilingus (eating punany) can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don't want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven.

Numba 2.) DON'T SAY HI TO DRYA dry %#&@$! is an unhappy %#&@$!. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that's needed to get the honey dripping. Once you're sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger.
There's nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she's really begging for it before you get under the covers......

LOL ...... to read more continuation of eating the Punany stay tuned for next weeks blog .. AS IT GETS EVEN BETTER!!!

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FEMALE ORGASM -

An orgasm is described as a level of sexual arousal that reaches a peak then subsides leaving the participant feeling elated, relaxed and sexually satisfied. It is difficult to describe an orgasm because it is different for every female. Women generally describe it as a feeling of being so aroused that you are going to explode.

Are all women capable or reaching orgasm? Yes, unless there is some rare congenital abnormality or extensive genital surgery where nerves have been cut.

Some women have small orgasms, others have massive orgasms. There are women who have one orgasm after the other as long as the stimulation continues; for others, one is quite enough for them. There is no normal, all are unique. A few women may have singleton orgasms with one partner and multiple orgasms with another partner.

LADIES, BE HONEST, "No, I didn't have an orgasm but you are great, I feel wonderful, WOW, you are da man." Guys, accept that.

HOW TO HAVE AN ORGASM for FEMALES

Most women reach their first orgasm all by themselves. Few things you have to do before you begin. First, you have to:

1. Become comfortable with your own body.

2. Look at the messages you got as a kid about "self pleasuring"(masturbation). Bad, dirty, dangerous?

3. Give yourself permission to fantasize about sex. Read a sexy novel, romance pocket book, allow yourself to get turned on. You can't masturbate without fantasy. Read our web site on female masturbation.

4. Give yourself permission to stimulate yourself, Learn what pleasures you, all by yourself.

5. Share that information with your partner, guide your partner so he can make the moves that are pleasurable for you. >> Now there you go ladies, handle your business :-)